What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 14:51
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
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Why does TikTok allow porn stars in its platform? Isn't it aimed at teenagers?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Why do I want to suck cock, after smoking methamphetamine?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Yes sir it is.
HELLO
What is the best technique for inserting a tampon into one’s anus?
Sure no problem officer.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Is it possible to become homeless after being released from jail or prison in the United States?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Why are leftist movements so popular among young people?
After a few moments he returns.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.